I know someone...
I know someone who can
successfully make a batch of brownies
with one hand on one foot.
I know someone who is
a pair of springs
because he jumps so high.
I know someone who can
sneak cookies out of a jar
without anyone knowing.
I know someone who can
climb up a post like a monkey
to get a better view.
I know someone who can
make an elephant out of their hands.
I know someone who can
flip their eyelid inside out.
And that someone is
ME!