I know someone - Quaid

I know someone...

I know someone who can

successfully make a batch of brownies

with one hand on one foot.

I know someone who is

a pair of springs

because he jumps so high.

I know someone who can

sneak cookies out of a jar

without anyone knowing.

I know someone who can

climb up a post like a monkey

to get a better view.

I know someone who can

make an elephant out of their hands.

I know someone who can

flip their eyelid inside out.

And that someone is

ME!